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Holidays

2009-01-01T02:17:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whats the end of the busy year 2008?
Ans: the number 8

Haha...

ACJC choir had Christmas caroling in CBD area in many many wonderful places with wonderful people and wonderful acoustics. we received standing ovations from everyone apart from those who managed to find a seat.It was an interesting experience.
"Time flies and *POOF* thats the end of our batch christmas carolling"
it was kind of sad to end christams carolling with a short "note".
"note"-get it?

Short gathering with friends with hoyeung and valerie, patrice , eleanor. watched IP man.
Twilight-3 times
yes man-once
Ip man- twice.

Wa Bo Lui Liao.
NO $$

Didnt really do anything in christmas, after desserts.
because i was stressed.
spell desserts backwards.
Haha

Went to genting also, and i met VALERIE. wee~ Her cousins and sisters and everyone.
Played cards with them. They damn pro sia....The PIGGY thing. wah...(please ask valerie for explanations of game)Played indoor and outdoor and take photos.Outdoor we played, CYCLONE,spinner and many many more. Me and valerie wanted to play space shot , but it rained. Seems like we couldnt defy gravity after all.(space shot)
Then we played indoors until very late, 1 am.
And i saw XINYI. choir junior.
went to play haunted adventure and other "thrill" rides-bumper cars.
had tons of fun, but i couldnt take the "ton"and knocked oout.ZZZZZzzz

Then went ipoh and went to SUNWAY IPOH. newly opened. "THE LOST WORLD OF THAMBUN"
Guess wat, we really got lost.
Full of crap, expensive entrance fees and nothing to play.
nothing to see.
Recommended for all ages.
Then went back, too tired to countdown.
Only thing to count was the HDB flat opposite me.and i literally counted down.
12 storeys.

merry christmas and a Haappy new year.
Wat i want:
1. Good A level results
2. Good times and happy times with friends
3. be fatter and fitter
4.laugh and relax

1 and 3 contradicts with 2 and 4.
Hmmm....

Other things:
Good health
Friends
Luck
fame

And many many more...that will lead to....
(please view this website to decipher) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Success

Luck

2008-12-03T05:47:00.000-08:00

You are not prepared for internet virus. You stepped into a dangerous webpage AND YOU ARE &*(@ telling me that you are not at fault. Please... before you step into a dangerous webpage like this... armed yourself.Watch yourself everywhere.you never know when u are under attack.

like the Mumbai attack...

Seriously, everywhere is unsafe. Its luck all the way from this year onwards. Good luck people, i have started picking up FENGSHUI. hahahha

Ms Lo Hwei Yen is so sad, passed away at a young age.

One minute of condolence....

Stop peeking...

take care from here onwards

May luck be on your side.

Chalet

2008-11-17T04:50:00.000-08:00

Chalet was damn freaking fun la... Had probably the best chalet in my entire life. Maybe because of our small class.
hey Ho yeung and nicholas, I swear I wont tell people that the two of you bathe together because it is so freaking disgusting and sick. Don't wan to freak them out, you see. And Nick. Dun say that its preparation for NS.

We played cards and cards and slack around and BBQ and ride bicycles and play games and shout around the house and cheat and drink and eat and freaking lots of stuffs.

in short. Fun.

Obama

2008-11-05T04:58:00.000-08:00

presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident presdident president.

you guess it, the first BLACK president.

OBAMA wins the USA presidential election, that is so wonderful, the first black president in the whole of America's history. Oh oh oh, this is so fun.

You know, obama is an excellent speaker. Tell jokes and very motivational speech, and one thing i realise... is that he never laughs at himself. You know why? That would be racist. Hahaha...

"Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. ....... If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."

John is old.

Thats why they created an alcohol called JOHNy walker.Not funny.

While Obama goes around knocking on doors to ask other people to vote for him, mccain will be knocking on doors and ask"Do i stay here?"

Did You watched the ad info in which Obama slams Mccain?No?Mccain once said in his speech-our foundations of the economy is strong... and he %5E@&#!$#!&* forgot how many houses he own,Obama reminded him-7. That is so stupid.Oh my... hahaha... I a bit siao le. hahaha

lets work hand in hand with Obama.(did i hear someone shouting No-bama?)

Way to go OBAMA~~~

I support him.

reliving olympic

2008-10-28T07:09:00.000-07:00

This is what you can do with a balloon, two sporty guys and a camera.

i hereby present to u, 2008 olympics.

Starring, Chan Chee How and Cheung ho yeung.

jay chou

2008-10-25T07:15:00.001-07:00

Yup, its JAY. but today we are not talking about jay-driving.

our topic of the day is jay-walking.

Not funny sia.

There was a recent commotion in the forums these few days about jaywalking.

more than 500 people were seen jaywalking outside ngee ann city in orchard in half an hour.

Jaywalking is an offence($20 fine)

Comments from a jaywalker-no cars, of course jaywalk la, then wat?wait for traffic light ar? have to be flexible, dun everything also law by law... (thats me)

Another said:singapore roads are safe.(thats me)

Another said:the cars will look out for me(thats me)
But when kena accident, then driver take full responsibility and the jaywalker will say(NOT ME)

MORAL OF THE STORY:
IF U KNOW HOW TO JAYWALK, JAYWALK
IF U DON'T, DRIVE.

IF U DRIVE AND SEE A JAYWALKER, BANG HARDER.
1 guy dead by the time u read this, if u wan to contribute, click here http://cheehowfoundation.blogspot.com/

Financial crisis

2008-10-16T06:03:00.000-07:00

The US economy is falling, and i know the reason behind it. It is something which everyone doesnt think about it, misses it.
i swear i could have gotten a Nobel prize for it. please do not copy this idea.
i have the solution to save the world, and it costs less than a dollar, it just require a change, minor change.
now, allow me to pinpoint whose fault resulted in this US falling economy.Why, of course, its the Americans.
not because they dunno how to buy or sell stocks.
the problem lies with "BROKER"
thats why they are broke.YOU GET IT?!?!
Oh my, people nowadays, getting more and more stupid. how to solve then? Change the name la, probably to someting called, successor or prospER.simple, just change the broker to another name and the stock market will improve.!!! Its all about fengshui.
Try turning on the spot for 60 seconds non-stop, round and round. Close ur eyes and allow ur body to stop. The direction you are facing, is the, yes, you guesss it, the Wall street, fewmillions miles away.
Go on, try it. One minute break.
One minute break for u to try out and give urself a tight slap and say to the mirror"its my fault"

One more group of people leading to the disaster is YOU. Its you stupid people who does stupid things tht causes the economy downfall, u probably keep all the shares yourself without SHARing. selfish bunch of people.
Tell me, raise of hands, who shared their shares? NONE. SEEE? thats my point.Start sharing, here's my number.42618957841247895.

Next few weeks , u probably be wailing to ur mum"MUM!! CAN I STAY UP LATE TO WATCH THE ECONOMY DROP FURTHER"
1. try buying a bigger tv(which is an irony)
2. dig a basement and watch the line go downstairs

People with financial difficulties and problem, please feel free to contact me at chan_cheehow@hotmail.com
Every email sent to the above address will have a fee of $1699.99 charged to you.Everyone are welcomed.

Moral of this post? Do not put your money in the banks. try the freezer.

Cheap cheap cheap

2008-10-13T05:52:00.000-07:00

Marcus and Ho yeung, this is the enlightenment for the two of you.

Someone who tells a joke may or may not laugh at his jokes

and people who hear the joke may or may not laugh at his jokes.

back to MY post that i wanted to write, i apologise for the delay due to some counselling session. haha

This is reporter Chan Cheehow, bringing you the latest and the cheapest stores in the world. First up, kids exchange.
look carefully at the store name.

Did your eyes see something wrong?KIDSEXCHANGE??!!

Providing the cheapest products in the entire world, even branded products like...PANASAONIC. MADE in china.

At only $5.99*

*Repair fees $325.99.

And the long awaited NIRE.JUST DO IT.照别人做就可以了。

more stuffs will be up after the commercial break, we will be back shortly. Please continue to stay tune to http://cheehow-ad3.blogspot.com.

Jokes

2008-10-12T06:39:00.000-07:00

Everyone's a joker within.

Its just a matter of whether you can unleash it or not.

Allow me to prove my point.

If you are to choose below one option, which one will you choose?

A)B)C)

D)NONE OF THE ABOVE

If you chose

A)You are an evil joker.

B)You are a neutral joker

C)You are a natural joker

If you seee from my point, everyone's a joker.

Do not try rebutting say there was no other choices than being a joker, try highlighting choice number D.

Admit it people, you are a joke and a joker, it doesnt matter,because if u are one, you are the other.

Now make the world go round with your jokes.(you dun have to do anything, 'cause the world goes round itself.HAHAHA. so funny.)

Suicide

2008-10-11T07:19:00.000-07:00

There was a problem at yishun mrt station when i was heading towards yio chu kang to see doctor.

Apparently, i heard from my dad someone comitted suicide at the yishun mrt station. The station in charge said have to wait for 35 mins before everything settle.They claimed that there was a technical problem.

LoL

Hey people, for all those who are reading my blog and facing depression, please please, i kneel down and beg u.

You wan commit suicide, commit at HDB, dun commit at the mrt, Do you know u are actually wasting our passengers time and wasting the SMRT money?

People late for work, get scolded by boss and fired, how?

Alamak... u all relax a bit la...MRT not cheap u know. You damn stupid then stupid yourself dun make other people think u stupid.

Sigh~

Word of counselling- Singapore is currently facing low birth rates, everyone plays a part. So... please stay alive and be a proud singaporean.

AC games

2008-10-10T05:58:00.000-07:00

Today we had AC games.
Daniel and marcus won the contract bridge as champion. But the bridge foundation is currently looking for the two of them to discuss to extend their contract to two years as it ends in December 2008.They won the strategic club team,awesome.Their strategies couldnt work out to form a stable bridge that caused the downfall of the two of their players(into the river)(foundations, people, foundations)
We first played captain balls, but we didnt win any because we didnt have any captain. Our beautiful teamwork-so we didnt have any captain, equality... thats why we lose.We kind people dun like to play with their balls. haha
Then we played, soccer. Our bicycle kick to score a goal couldnt work as someone rode off with it.Our Cheung Ho Yeung managed to be an excellent goalkeeper and keep the ball in the goal. HAHA. joking joking. You owe me a drink.
Then we played frisbee.
Bloody hell, opponent damn strong.frisbee team de sia, our frisbee team couldnt beat them. it was so unfair, we didnt say fetch and they were all running after the fisbee.And worse, they return it to their owner. tsk tsk tsk, bad doggy.DARN!!!
We played floor ball after that. And HEY! We nearly won, but due to misunderstanding and the inefficiency of the referee team, we lost. We thought we manage to get the ball into the hole but their hole was too small and the ball too big, so we didnt succeed. We get the ball inside one time happy already and bloody hell, they still stuff two balls into our hole.Very not happy sia.

At least got play and have fun la... Now sunburn, getting tan. Should play in singlet.
Thats all folks

first post

2008-10-09T07:08:00.000-07:00

Hi people, this is my new blog.

WELCOME WELCOME.

public blog.

have a seat people.

Ladies and gentlemen(i presume there are no boys and girls due to underage content), i present to you CHAN CHEE HOW's BLOG.

Thank you.
POINTS TO NOTE:
1.This blog will serve to waste you people's time which i have succeeded like now.
2.I pledge that i will do my best and upload, i mean uphold, integrity in this blog.
This is my first and probaby the last, just joking, dun have to cry, post...
3.I will need your cooperation to be careful when viewing my blog, any insults are not welcomed.
4.If your computers at any point in time hang , please do not worry, this is just one of my virus entering your computer. Just shut down and the virus will rest soundly in your C drive.
5.Any contents in this blog, is for mature and upright people.M18 and above.
You may or may not be linked into pornogrphic, dirty websites that seek to pollute your mind, therefore we seek your kind attention to pull your children from this blog as this blog is very attractive.
6.You should leave this webpage immediately if you find yourself getting dizzy or drunk, kust click simply on the red cross on the top left, no, i mean the left... (the right is the right one but the left is not the right one.) oh, i kinda getting dizzy.
7. People who tend to voice out automatically without giving a single thought for the author or the viwers will be forewarned to prepare five hundred million in the case of defame. Just leave behind a single boxer pants and the author will sue you for your words that may kill and break my bones until u left with your pair of boxer.Choose your best pair. Think before you say anything.
8. The above is all bullshit.It is to fulfil my first point.

But again, if the points are bullshit, how can my bullshit first point betaken into account of my bullshit 8 point? it doesnt make sense does it?Nvm.

Welcome people. Just enjoy yourself.